Amazon’s big mistake


Just got this from Amazon:

“In September, gift certificates will no longer be available as a disbursement option for sellers. This disbursement change applies to all sellers and is not a reflection of your seller eligibility.

“As a seller who has used the gift certificate disbursement option in the past, we want to be sure that you are aware of this upcoming change and take the necessary action to avoid any disbursement disruptions.”

And with that, eBay becomes a viable selling option again.  I use the money from the stuff I sell on Amazon to buy new stuff on Amazon.  It’s a great way to budget my money and a nice way to hide it from my wife. ;-)

I haven’t sold anything on Amazon recently, but I was thinking of putting a few books up there in the coming weeks to put towards future Amazon purchases. If I go through eBay, I’ll rake in less money thanks to PayPal deductions, and that money won’t be available for Amazon purchases. I’d have to buy those comics through a dealer who accepts PayPal.  That ain’t Amazon, who keep feebly attempting to create their own PayPal and failing.

Bad move, Amazon.

Welcome to the club, Nick Jonas


Finally, Disney gives diabetes some attention!
FOXNews.com - Nick Jonas Launches Type 1 Diabetes Awareness Campaign

Pop superstar Nick Jonas is already an inspiration to the millions of teens and ‘tweens’ who hang on every lyric sung by his band the Jonas Brothers.

But Jonas, who suffers from type 1 diabetes, hopes a three-year partnership he’s created with Bayer HealthCare will serve as an inspiration to others living with this disease.

Some Twitter thoughts


I haven’t compiled these in weeks.  My bad.  My very very bad.  Let’s look at some of the highlights.  As always, you can follow my daily Tweets at Twitter.com/augiedb.

  • I’d be lost at Comic-Con anymore. I wouldn’t recognize all the big Hollywood stars people keep blogging that they ran into. I’m a lost cause
  • Please don’t leave me a 30 second voice mail with your phone number AT THE END. Lead with it, so I can go back and hear again quickly.
  • NBC is posting videos of their TV Comic-Con panels to their website. Nuke the fridge, baby. . . 
  • So very very tired. Will the madness never end? (It still hasn’t.)
  • So, to sum up San Diego — bad weather for flights out on Wednesday. More bad weather for flights back Sunday. Glad I didn’t go. I think. (Nah, I still wish I was there.)
  • Ugh. Mondays. Someone should do a comic strip about this feeling. Perhaps starring a fat cat. UGH 
  • Oooh, Lightroom 2.0 is now out. And only a $99 upgrade. Yay!
  • Need to get my act together and buy the Lightroom 2.0 upgrade, stat! I have hundreds of pics that need processing, and cataloging!  (Still haven’t bought it.  I’m lame.)
  • My new drug of choice: Home Depot. Stopping there makes me want to rewire the whole house, and then replace random flooring elements. 
  • Back to ironing while watching “Don’t Forget the Lyrics.” (Honestly, that was the first TV show I watched after a full week of not watching anything while trying to get the new house in order.  It felt so good.)
  • Done painting for the day. Now I have to troubleshoot the system that’s failing at work. I’m not sure which is worse.
  • Troubleshooting is easy when NOBODY REPLIES TO YOUR QUESTIONS! ::sigh:: Thankfully, it can wait till tomorrow. It kinda has to. (And the next day, I discovered the trouble was with me, not the systems. Oh, cruel fate. . .)
  • ‘Dark Knight’ made almost $45 million again this weekend, it’s THIRD weekend of release. Most movies would beg for that opening. Awesome.
  • Monday. UGH. Wonder if I could get a book deal writing “VariousAndSundry.com Without Augie”? Or did that Garfield book ruin that market?
  • Successfully completed first week of baby training class. It’s like watching ALIEN all over again, but with a human head. . . 

  • I was in a class with 10 pregnant women, all of whom wanted a rain check after seeing the birthing video.
  • And everything is the man’s fault, of course! We are pure evil.
  • I don’t need sleep — I need more time to do stuff. Crap. Rest wins again.
  • Sometimes, no matter how much you think you have your stuff together, you just run later than you wanted to. Argh
  • I love that “FAQ” is used in things like printed promotional brochures, not just the internet. I’m a geek

Links for a Tuesday


  • 10 Reasons It Would Rule to Date a Unicorn.  I’m not sure it’s very funny at all, but there’s something earnest in its effort that I can admire. Someone bought a domain name for this gag.  It wasn’t enough to just post it on a message board somewhere. . .

New DVD Releases for 05 August 2008


After last week’s riches, what could live up to it?  The TV world is certainly giving it a shot. Check out today’s list of new releases over at TVShowsonDVD.com.  I’ve never seen a list that long, not even during the Christmas season.  There’s nothing there that’s going to get me to click over to Amazon, but perhaps your tastes will find something satisfying there.

In the world of movies, you have this:

  • Starship Troopers 3: Marauders

I almost don’t want to get into the argument again over whether the first move was any good or not.  But, gee whiz, they made a third?  It’s direct-to-DVD, isn’t it?

  • Nim’s Island

That’s it — I’m completely out of touch.  What is this thing? It’s a kid’s movie, I’m guessing. . .

Fixing grammar? Or sloppy transcribing?


Honest journalistic question time:

When you transcribe a suspect’s words from a video for a text piece, do you clean up their grammar?

This is the example I spotted last night:
wcbstv.com - ROUND 2: Wild Knife Fight At NYC Deli

“All I know is my wounds are deep,” explained 29 year-old Arno Ortho.

But that’s not what he said.  His exact line was, “All I know is my wounds is deep or whatever.”

The “or whatever” thing grates on me, but I can understanding cutting it out.  But changing the incorrect second “is” to “are” is just changing the quote and bad journalism.

Happy August!


And before anyone asks:

Yes, my full first name is August.
No.  I was born in March

Remember When?


Thoughts of this week’s Cuil.com fiasco sent me into a nostalgic haze. .  .

Remember when –
– USENET was king, and why would you want to splinter off conversations to a million little websites?

– AltaVista was king?

– AltaVista was destroyed in an attempt to create another portal?

Alltheweb.com challenged the young Google on the basis of speed?

– floppy discs were, at most, 1.4 megabytes?  And that would hold all your Word documents for years?

– When you could cut a notched on the other side of the 5.25″ floppy disc and then write to its backside?  Instant double capacity!

– WordPerfect and Word were both in their 5.x releases?  Good word processing times right there.

– People might have actually linked to Lycos?

– Zip drives were the future, with their huge 100MB cartridges that would backup your whole hard drive for $10 a pop?

Time for another Link Dump Adventure!


  • Marvin the Martian was a cute character who starred in a very small number of Mike Maltese/Chuck Jones cartoons.  Now, they want to make a live action/CGI movie starring him.  I get the feeling that no good will come of this.

Visiting Yankees Stadium for the last time


Random thoughts:

It dawned on me during the drive to Yankee Stadium last night that though this was only the fourth Yankees game I’ve ever been to, three of them were against the Baltimore Orioles.  And I think the Yankees are now 1-2 in those games.  Oh, well.

I love between innings when they have the Yankees players on Diamondvision delivering the usual rules of the stadium, sponsor messages, etc.  It looks like there’s someone just off camera with a gun pointed at them while they read the note.  It’s not tough to memorize a ten word sentence, Jorge Posada.  It’s bad when you stop after the fourth word to read the next line on the cue card.  Embarrassing, it is.

Also embarrassing: Poor Derek Jeter having to go out before the game to shake hands with a bottle of French’s mustard, a Yankee Stadium “partner.”

I love the sweet Premio Italian sausage, even at the $8 price point.

Paid $5 for a soda I barely drank because I couldn’t tell if it was truly Diet Coke, or just a mix so bad that it tasted like regular Coke.

Baseball stadiums always seem smaller in person than on TV.

No foul balls came my way, so I doubt I made it to the telecast, even in high def.

We left after six innings, because we’re old and tired and have jobs and kids and whatnot.  The Yankees lost the game in the very next inning, from what I heard on the radio later.  On the bright side, we hit no traffic on the drive home.  It was wonderful.

On the drive in, we saw a van with signage for “Deathwish Piano Movers.”  Yes, I imagine that’s a fitting name for a piano moving company in the city. Made me laugh.

Had no problems bringing the camera into the stadium.  Just had to turn it on to show the security guard that it wasn’t a bomb.  Took over 250 pictures.  When I have the desktop computer set up again in a couple of weeks, I look forward to organizing them and uploading a lot of them to Flickr.  I have a pic of A-Rod’s home run swing.

My 70-300mm lens is just long enough to get good pics of the players on the same side of the field as you, so long as you have lower seats.  At 300mm, though, there’s some serious vignetting, and not nearly enough bokeh at f/5.6.

I couldn’t take any panoramic shots, because the lens was too long. Wish I had my 17-34mm lens on me, but didn’t want to carry that hunk of plastic in my pocket, and you can’t really bring a camera bag in with you anymore.  So I settled for getting long shots of details and was happy with that.

As if being the ballboy isn’t cool enough — sitting on the field, wearing the uniform — he also gets to play catch with an outfielder between innings.  The ballboy in front of our seats caught a line drive aimed right at him during the game, getting a big round of applause.

The guy in the upper deck who let the foul ball bounce in front of him and then down to the lower levels, got the biggest boos of the night.

The poor guy who caught the Orioles homerun ball in left field was mercilessly yelled at by those in the stands around him to throw back the ball.  It’s tradition now, I know, but still — the odds of catching a ball are not in your favor.  To have to give it back afterwards because the wrong team hit it?  Cruel.  To the guy’s credit, he didn’t just throw it back on the field.  He threw it right into Derek Jeter’s glove, on the fly.

Batting practice is just an excuse to create dozens of souvenirs for fans who get to their seats early.

Why Cablevision Sucks


Cablevision sucks.  For those of you in the back of the room: Cablevision sucks.

Look, we all know that the local cable company is an inefficient, unreliable, vicious monopoly.  We all know to expect as little from them as possible.  We all know that they actively suck at their jobs and make no bones about it. They’re cold, unfeeling, heartless, rude bastards.

They are, in short, the cable company. In my case, I’m stuck with the company I’ll refer to only as “Cablevision Sucks.”

A Cablevision Sucks rep was scheduled to come to the new house Monday between 8 am and 11 am.  My 30 weeks pregnant wife woke up early to get over to the house to wait for them. Cablevision Sucks — and you saw this coming already — didn’t show up.  Wife calls Cablevision Sucks at 11:15.  They say the appointment was rescheduled for 11 a.m. - 2 p.m. because of some issue with the previous home owner (whose name they had wrong, anyway), who had moved out of the house and transferred her account elsewhere a week ago.  Not only does Cablevision Sucks’ answer not make any sense, but Cablevision Sucks failed to inform us that they changed the appointment. (Really, try that at your doctor’s office sometime.  “Yeah, I had an appointment to see the doctor tomorrow at noon, but I’m free now, so I changed my appointment.  He’ll see me now.”  Riiight.)

At 1:00, they still haven’t shown up, so my wife calls them back.  They claim that there’s a rep in the area and that they’ll try to rush him along.  And that, as a show of good faith, they’ll credit our account $20.  In other words, my wife’s time is worth just over $3 an hour to Cablevision Sucks, a cable company whose customer service truly sucks.  In addition, their story for the reason of the appointment switch earlier in the morning also changed.

At 2:00, they still haven’t show up.  Cablevision Sucks says that the rep is running late but will be there soon.

Fool me once and all that. . . We reschedule for tomorrow 2 - 4.  Part of me wants to stand up that appointment to teach them a vindictive and petty lesson, but that doesn’t solve my cable issue.  Maybe I’ll just call the cable company every 15 minutes during that time frame to make sure the cable guy is still sticking to his appointment.

Another part of me wants to call Verizon and look into FiOS, but I’m sure Verizon is just as bad as Cablevision Sucks.

Can we ever get back to the point in this world where people (a) took pride in their work, (b) arrived in a timely fashion for their appointment, and (c) didn’t suck like Cablevision Sucks?

I know it’s too much to hope for.

Update: Wait!  This just in!  I wrote the above yesterday afternoon at around 3:00.  You want to know the kicker?  The cable guys showed up at the door at 5:00 p.m. Monday.  Let’s take bets: Do you think the next set of Cablevision Sucks reps will show up at the door this afternoon between 2:00 and 4:00 now?

New DVD Releases for 29 January 2008


Big release week, post San Diego convention.  Let’s get to the good stuff!

(The plug-in I used for this blog is having problems finding cover images for the first two DVDs I’m referencing here this week. Until then, please click through on either Buster Bunny below or the T-Shirt to get to Amazon.  Then, run a search to order the DVDs.  Thanks!)

  • Tiny Toon Adventures

An all-time classic. It’s probably not as good as I remember, but this was the first cartoon series I was a knowing fanboy for.  I know I’m in the minority here, but I Heart Elmyra.  Her first appearance, as she carries Dizzy Devil behind her, slapping him on every rock on the road along the way, still cracks me up.

Yes, the final animation had wildly varying quality, but the writing and art direction (from names such as Paul Dini and Bruce Timm) are top notch, with a lot of memorable and very cool stuff.  I love this series, and it’s one of the last things I’ve been waiting to see on DVD since the format debuted.

  • Freakazoid: Season One

This was a fun show that might have been a bit too wacky and zany for its own good. Things calmed down and focused a little better in the second season, but there’s still plenty of good stuff in here.

The story goes — and I’m not sure if this is true or not — that this was the last cartoon FOX was doing with Steven Spielberg, so they wanted to get as many different characters and spin-offable concepts into one show as possible.  Thus, the anthology format of the series.

  • Witchblade: The Complete Series

There’s a movie coming in 2010, but don’t expect Yancy Butler in it.

  • WarGames: 25th Anniversary Edition

Now I feel old again.

End of week link dump


  • I’ve not watched any TV for two days now, and I don’t feel as if I’ve missed much.  On the other hand, WWIII might have broken out, and I wouldn’t have a clue. I’m too wrapped up on-line with San Diego convention coverage.  Onto the link dump!

Have a great weekend!

Thursday Link Dump


  • Closed on the house yesterday. Began making a checklist of all the things we need to do in it.  The devil is in the details, the list is ever-expanding, and multiple trips to Home Depot and Cost Cutters/Target are to be expected for the next month. Thus, you get a link dump today.
  • Remember: Just because you don’t like it, that doesn’t mean it doesn’t have its fans.  Take, for example, “Lifetime Wow!” It’s a website dedicated to reviewing Lifetime women-in-danger movies.